Top 10 Albums of 2017

I meant to write some other stuff before I posted this, but it’s pretty much the only thing I talked about on this week’s episode of Empty Checking, so I decided to go ahead and post it now.  If you listened to the podcast, this is a rehash, but this one’s for the folks who can’t/won’t listen to it, but still want to know what I liked this year.  Plus, it just wouldn’t feel right not to post the Top 10 on the blog after all these years!  This year, I had a lot to choose from…  Here’s a photo of the complete collection of the new-releases I bought in 2017.

I’m counting 44 albums.

The top ten are in there somewhere…but so are a lot of runners up and a couple that I didn’t like as much.  I’m going to try to keep this as concise as possible. But as you can imagine…  Ahem…

Let’s get into it!  These are the 10 I liked best this year from 10 to 1 (album cover images lovingly stolen from Amazon):

10. Guided by Voices – “How Do You Spell Heaven?”


GBV released two albums this year.  For front-man Robert Pollard, they were respectively albums number 100 and 101 in his career (studio albums 24 and 25 for Guided by Voices).  I’m nowhere near familiar with his complete discography.  I’m probably only about 10-15 albums into the GBV discography, in fact. But I like what I have a lot and this album is a welcome addition to the pile.  Of the two albums GBV put out this year, I liked this one a little more.  The other album (album #100 – “August by Cake”) is great too, and I considered doing a “tie” entry for this slot, but I do like this one just enough to make it an entry unto itself.  The two albums combined create a good snapshot of the Guided by Voices feel, but if I were going to recommend just one of the two to someone who’s unfamiliar with them, it would be “How Do You Spell Heaven?”  Great album.

9. Old 97s – “Graveyard Whistling”

old 97sI’ve been an Old 97s fan since I found out there was an “alt-country” genre.  (It means “rock,” but the singer listens to Johnny Cash.) I’ve had the pleasure of seeing the band live on several occasions. They’re fun, they’re sloppy, and their songs are catchy as hell.  That’s a winning combo.  “Graveyard Whistling” embodies all of that fun and chaos. And Brandi Carlile shows up to sing on a song (“Good with God”), which is neat.  The video for said song (which does not feature Brandi, but does feature Jenna Fischer and Fred Armisen) is a good laugh mixed with a great song, and I recommend Googling it.  The whole album feels like it might fall apart at any time in the best way, and it’s probably the album I’ve liked best from the band since 2004’s “Drag it Up.” I keep singing songs from it 10 months after buying it…so here it is on the list!

8. Craig Finn – “We All Want the Same Things”

craig finnThis was one of the albums I really fell in love with this year, and it happened early on.  It’s got some fun, up-tempo stuff that will have you tapping your toes.  Finn could lean back and relax in his solo career, but instead he brings in the same life and energy he brings to his performances with The Hold Steady.  But just beyond the surface of that, there are also some real sleepy ballads that are deeply gripping–it’s the same energy…it’s just intensely whispered, rather than yelled.  The song “God in Chicago” is a song about falling in love with the sister of a dead friend while completing what was to be the friend’s final drug deal in Chicago. It gets dark…but there’s a lot of beauty in that darkness too. I’ve returned to this one a lot this year.

7. Jason Isbell – The Nashville Sound

isbellI’m a little surprised not to have this one somewhere in the top three.  But it has been a truly stellar year that puts what might otherwise be #1 records in the #7 slot!  “The Nashville Sound” has some instant-classics on it.  The first time I heard “If We Were Vampires” (a touching love song–no, really) I almost got teary-eyed.  Isbell can’t write a bad album.  That said, my favorite remains “Southeastern,” but this one looks pretty good sitting on the shelf next to it.  There are some songs on this one (“Anxiety,” “White Man’s World,” and the aforementioned) that have already become part of my personal life soundtrack, and there was no doubt…from the second I put the money on the counter at the record store, I knew it was in the top ten.

6. Living Colour – “Shade”

living colourYes.  The “Cult of Personality” guys.  But they’re SO MUCH more than that, and shame on you for not knowing it.  (Although you’re in good company.  The band themselves poke fun at themselves for being known for just the one song on this album.)  I like Living Colour a lot.  I go long periods between listens, but they also go long periods without putting out new stuff. After 33 years of being a band, “Shade” is their sixth album. So one can be forgiven for not being aware they’re still doing stuff…  But now that you know, you can’t be forgiven if you don’t pick this one up.  It’s got the infectious groove they’re known for.  It’s got the crazy guitar riffs they’re envied for.  It’s got the lyrics they’re respected for.
The songs on this album are (in places) racially and politically charged in ways most people don’t have the guts to attempt, and the anger and energy will work its way into your blood from moment one.  With songs about everything from the execution of Mike Brown on the streets of Ferguson to covers of songs by Robert Johnson (“Preachin’ Blues”), Notorious BIG (“Who Shot Ya’?”), and Marvin Gaye (“Inner City Blues”).  This album is all over the place, fun, crazy, emotional, and just fantastic.  Buy it.  If I were to recommend buying only one album off this whole list–for cultural significance alone–this would be the one.  (Which I know is weird since it’s at #6 instead of #1.)

5. U2 – “Songs of Experience”

u2Well they’ve done it again.  U2 has made an album that is quintessentially U2, but is also a complete reinvention of the sound and feel of the band.  Again.  I don’t know how they keep doing that.  But they did.  The songs are instantly singable–you’ll be singing along on the second chorus of most of them.  The lyrics are moving.  In the same way Living Colour’s album made me want to fight, this album addresses the same issues and makes me want to talk.  Somewhere between the two, there are probably some answers.

4. Ray Davies – “Americana”

ray daviesI don’t know what it is with British guys writing better songs about the American experience than Americans do…but here we go with it again.  We may never get Ray and Dave Davies back on the stage to give us the Kinks reunion we’ve all been hoping for…but what we’re getting instead is stellar. On “Americana” Ray works with the Jayhawks and provides a story of an Englishman fleeing his parents living room and finding peace in the American plains.  Or California.  Somewhere.  Stylistically, the album is aptly named.  The songs are earthy and folky, lending themselves to the story Ray wants to tell.  And those stories are a joy to listen to.

3. Aimee Mann – “Mental Illness”

aimee mannThis is probably no surprise to anyone who knows my taste. Aimee Mann’s albums have consistently been finding my top ten list since 2008 (or possibly earlier–I can’t remember if “The Forgotten Arm” did or not, but it should have if it didn’t).  “Mental Illness” might be some of her best work, so putting it on this list is a no-brainer.  It’s beautiful music about dysfunction.  The lead single “Goose Snow Cone” almost made me cry the first time I heard it. The whole album is full of beautiful, acoustic-driven, lushly-stringed, elegantly layered vocal parts that warm you up while giving you chills all at once.  As I keep saying about Aimee Mann, she writes songs that make feeling screwed up feel a lot less lonely.  And I love her for that.

2. Manchester Orchestra – “A Black Mile to the Surface”

manchesterWow, what a listen.  Manchester Orchestra found the top of my list with their album “Cope” a few years back. Although I eventually retconned that after discovering Against Me’s “Transgender Dysphoria Blues,” but I digress…  I was new to Manchester Orchestra at the time of “Cope,” and was blown away.  They then released “Hope” which was exactly the same song list, but stripped down to acoustic, softer, prettier versions.  I loved the first one but thought the second was an interesting experiment that ultimately felt like a cop-out to me–I didn’t even count it as an official album.  I wasn’t sure what to expect out of a new album as a result.  I knew they could be heavy.  I knew they could be delicately melodic.  What I didn’t know was that they could do both at the exact same time, taking the sum of their last two projects and releasing something wholly new.
Perhaps the best compliment I can pay this album is that in the days where everybody else is writing singles, Manchester Orchestra’s “A Black Mile to the Surface” is an ALBUM.  It sucks you in deep and you won’t want to leave the world they’ve built.  It’s a world I look forward to exploring for YEARS to come.

1. Ryan Adams – “Prisoner”

Ryan AdamsI don’t think I ever had a question in my mind about this one. It came out on February 17 and I think I’ve listened to it at least twice a month every month ever since.  From the first moment I played it, it felt like an old friend.  It’s great Americana/Rock music.  Songs about heartbreak and loss–who doesn’t love that?–and a tone that would have felt at home in the 70s, yet still manages to feel fresh today.  From the first moment I heard it to every draft of “possible top ten candidates,” this has been the first one to come to mind.  I don’t have much else to say.  This is very simply a great rock record that doesn’t pretend to be anything else.  So it’s #1.

Honorable Mentions:

This is an enormous list.  I’m pretty much JUST going to list them–with very few words following…  This is in no particular order–it is also not all of the other 34 albums I bought this year; just a few I wanted to mention.

  • Guided By Voices – “August By Cake” – Probably should’ve been #11; see above.
  • Gord Downie – “Introduce Yerself” – Bought too late to be eligible…but as the years go by, there’s a good chance this will feel like a glaring omission. It’s fantastic.
  • Mastodon – “Emperor of Sand” – Liked it a lot, but not quite enough…when it’s three weeks after I’ve bought it and I find out it was a concept album, but I had no idea, it’s just not a top 10 album.  Good, solid metal though.
  • Jade Jackson – “Gilded” – I LOVE this record, but had to make cuts somewhere.
  • Foo Fighters – “Concrete and Gold” – Again…this one’s EXCELLENT and it was a tough call, but I only had 10 slots!
  • Flogging Molly – “Life is Good” – Aaaaaaaagh! Why can’t they ALL be top 10s?
  • Sharon Jones and the DAP Kings – “Soul of a Woman” – This is going to be a sentimental listen for a long time to come.  Great songs on this one.
  • Japandroids – “Near to the Wild Heart of Life” – Tons of fun–almost made the list.
  • War on Drugs – “A Deeper Understanding” – Spacey and wonderful.
  • Roger Waters – “Is This the Life We Really Want?” – BROKE MY HEART not to put this one in the top 10. As far as I’m concerned, THIS is the final Pink Floyd record.  Sorry David…
  • Alice Cooper – “Paranormal” – Really solid late-era Alice.
  • Wesley Stace – “Wesley Stace’s John Wesley Harding” – Pretentious, folky, and wonderful.

Now that THAT’s out of the way… Here’s one last look at just the top 10:

The Ten

Thanks for reading! And if I don’t see you before then, have a Merry Christmas!

Current Listening:

  • Frank Zappa – “Apostrophe” and “Overnite Sensation”

A dumb survey I took for some reason…

I’ve been meaning to write more but I’ve been busy with other projects and concerns.  Sorry about that.  I’ll try to get a couple/few posts on the blog before my inevitable end-of-the-year “top ten albums” list.  Before all else, I just want to note that I love coming to this page in the holiday season and seeing the neat falling snow that lives on the page for a little while.  I forget about it every year, and then when I see it I immediately get happy and feel a sense of peace about things.

Here’s a dumb fucking survey I pulled off a website:

55 If You Could Would You Questions Survey

  1. Would you go back in time?
    Sure.  But hopefully only to observe.  I wouldn’t want to change anything, including the bad stuff, because then I’d probably dissolve in a weird, Back to the Future way and another me would take my place and that guy would probably suck.
  2. Would you jump the president?
    Woah…this got intense fast.  I’d assault him with my words, but not my fists.  I don’t want to go to jail…but I would like to make him cry.  In front of his kids, if possible.
  3. Would you assasinate someone?
    That isn’t how you spell “assassinate” so I’m going to say no.  In fact, no to both questions.  I wouldn’t want to assassinate anyone, and I don’t think I’ve got the ass to “assasinate” anybody.
  4. Would you assasinate me for these stupid questions?
    Again, that’s not how you spell “assassinate.”  But yes.  With my words.  In front of your kids.
  5. Would you scare little kids senseless?
    Yours and Trump’s, maybe.  Guess that depends on how they feel watching their respective parent cry because of my words.
  6. Would you buy a whole store? Which one?
    I don’t think I’d want the responsibility…but my brother and I have daydreamed about opening our own record store in the past, and that idea comes back to mind occasionally.
  7. Would you lick your own toe?
    Would and have.
  8. Would you own a food store?
    No.  Way too much work.
  9. Would you dominate the world?
    You are ALL OVER THE PLACE.  I guess if my record store and grocery stores failed, sure…the next logical step is world domination.
  10. Would you murder Justin Bieber? If not, why?
    What the fuck?  No.  I have a basic opposition to murder as a concept.  Why would you even ask somebody that?
  11. Would you tie your friend up so he/she would stop critizing you?
    Now you’ve misspelled “criticizing.”  And you’re starting to scare the shit out of me with your ultra-violent questions.  Yes, I would.
  12. Would you stalk your favorite celebrity? Who?
    Define “stalk.” I’d see a celebrity I admire walking down the street and maybe follow them into a store hoping to say hello.  I would not follow them to their home.  And if they had their family or something with them, I’d probably not even go into the store.
  13. Would you model everyone to be just like you?
    I don’t think I understand this question.  Does this mean would I want everyone to be just like me?  Because no.  Oh, God…there are 55 questions in this and it’s going so badly.
  14. Would you sing with Adam Lambert?
    In a heartbeat.  He’s a great singer.  He’d sing circles around me, though.
  15. Would you make a useless product and be a billionaire?
    That’s the dream.
  16. Would you go out of states? Possibly the whole world?
    What?  I’d travel abroad, sure…are you asking if I’d go into space?  I mean…probably not, unless we had a viable settlement on a planet with a breathable atmosphere…but that’s some sci-fi shit there…
  17. Would you kill someone close?
    Who ARE you?  No.  Not…not on purpose.
  18. Would you hunt vampires, or become one of them?
    I guess I’d rather hunt them than be one.
  19. Would you kill off the goverment?
    Now you’ve misspelled “government.”  And no.  The government HAS to exist if nothing else than for the business of running the government and keeping the illusion of peace.  I’d revamp some things, sure…but eliminate it?  No.  (And why “kill” it?  Are you a serial murderer and this is how you’re telling us?)
  20. Would you help the ocean?
    Help it do what? What are the ocean’s goals?  What is its five-year plan?  Does it have backers?
  21. Would you make Spongebob a girl?
    Did someone want him to be?  Does SpongeBob want to be?  What?
  22. Would you rule the world?
    Well, I mean, if I’m already dominating it, I may as well rule it…
  23. Would you put all your favorite celebrities in your house and never let them go?
    That sounds illegal and crazy. You have problems.
  24. Would you have magical power?
    I am unsure what word or pluralization(s) you’ve omitted.  So yes.
  25. Would you kiss your favorite celebrity? Who?
    I’m struggling with who my “favorite celebrity” is…but if they were consenting, sure. I’d kiss ’em right in the face.  (In this scenario, their lips go AROUND my lips.)
  26. Would you redo Twilight?
    I think we said all we needed to say with Twilight in its present form.
  27. Would you kidnap Robert Pattinson?
    Jesus, no…why would I want to kidnap ANYONE?  I might say hello to him in a bar, is all.
  28. How about Taylor Lautner?
    Still no.  Was he the werewolf one?  He seemed nice.
  29. Would you touch Pattinson’s Hair?
    Sure, I guess, if it were on the table.  But how would that go?  “Excuse me, are you Robert Pattinson?”  “I am!  TOUCH MY FUCKING HAIR!”
  30. Would you live out your deepest fantasy?
    I believe the wish to live out our fantasies is why we have them, so sure I’d probably try. But it’d get replaced by a new fantasy and I’d be in an endless loop of that.  Living the dream eventually ends in never really finding happiness because you’re always chasing something else.  The chase is better than the catch.
  31. Would you go out with ALL of the boys in your school?
    Fuck yes.
  32. Would you ride a Unicorn?
    I would ride the shit out of that fucking thing.
  33. How about eat one?
    I would eat the shit out of that fucking thing.
  34. Would you be president?
    No.  I’m already the dominator and ruler of the world.  Seems a step down.
  35. Would you hunt down the guy who is destroying the ocean?
    Is someone doing that?  Even if so, I’ve got a day job and it kinda limits my time.
  36. Would you a different race?
    You’re missing at least one very significant word and I have no way to answer this as a result.  So…maybe?
  37. Would you be a animal? Which one?
    I don’t think so…I like having thoughts and stuff.
  38. Would you run fast as a snail?
    Is that an achievement? I might already do that.
  39. Would you eat your own arm off?
    I’d need a damn good reason, that’s for sure.
  40. Would you do this and that?
    I think I hate you.
  41. Would you get a new mom?
    Depends on what kind of resale value I’d get on the old one, I guess.
  42. A new dad?
    No to this one.  I’m keeping my dad.
  43. Would you quit your job?
    What are the circumstances?  I presently don’t want to.  Do I win a flobbity-gillion dollars and don’t need to work?  Do my bosses do something I find reprehensible (which is unlikely–they’re good people)?  Do I finally find love and move to a different state?  Do I like clinically NEED to follow Pearl Jam around and I just don’t have the PTO?  I’m doing pretty good there and I like it, so I’m going to need to know more…
  44. Would you help save the environment?
    I’m not really presently actively wounding it…so I guess so.
  45. Would you eat little kids? What about the annoying ones?
    Holy shit.
  46. Would you eat 500 dollars?
    Before I’d eat a kid, sure!
  47. Would you build a house?
    I mean…I’d probably need that $500 back for some materials…
  48. Would you learn a foreign language?
    Tried.  Failed.
  49. Would you live your life without electricity?
    If I HAD to, I’d try to find a way.  But I wouldn’t opt to if electricity remained readily available to me.
  50. Would you fix my grammer?
    Grammar.  And I have been this whole time.
  51. Would you tell all your friends you’re a geek?
    My friends have met me.
  52. What about a nerd?
    I’m not a nerd.  I’m a geek.  Nerds are more academically inclined while geeks are just obsessive about their hobbies.
  53. Would you join a nudist colony?
    Probably not.  I don’t mind people seeing the ol’ dingus, but I don’t like taking my shirt off in public.
  54. Would you steal something?
    Have done. Didn’t feel great.  Haven’t again.
  55. Would you kiss a stranger?
    Only my favorite celebrity.

Well.  That was weird.  Hope you had fun with it.  I didn’t.


Current Listening: The new U2 album.  It’s fucking great.