Nickelback Jokes

As a music fan, I feel it is my duty to despise Nickelback.  So, in that spirit, here are some Nickelback jokes I’ve heard recently that I thought you might enjoy.


  • Why do they call themselves Nickelback? Because if you went to see them play and you only paid a nickel for your ticket, you’d want your nickel back.
  • Nickelback walks into a bar…then there is no punchline because there is absolutely NOTHING entertaining about Nickelback.
  • What’s worse than 100 dead babies? Nickelback.
  • Knock-Knock Joke:
    • Knock-Knock
    • Who’s there?
    • Nickelback
    • F**k you.
  • Why did Nickelback cross the road? Because Metallica did it first.
  • Why did Metallica cross the road?  (With all due respect to Cliff Burton…) To get away from Nickelback.
  • What’s worse than 10,000 dead babies? Still Nickelback.
  • Have you seen Nickelback’s latest CD? Neither has Stevie Wonder.  (That one’s massively stupid, but it made me laugh.)
  • How many guitarists does Nickelback need to ROCK? More.


…and that’ll do it for now.  🙂  Many apologies if they’re your favorite band or something.  I know it’s not your fault.  Sometimes you just can’t get rid of a song that’s stuck in your head, so you buy the record…other times, you can’t get rid of a song that’s stuck in your head and you end up hating Nickelback.  I’m in the latter group.

8 thoughts on “Nickelback Jokes”

  1. Not really a fav band of mine, but I don’t get the vehemence against them. I mean, against THEM specifically. I find myself thinking that 9/10ths of the new music that’s been coming out for the last couple of years is just recycled from earlier stuff (see Metallica joke above). So why single out Nickelback and pick on ONLY them?

  2. They’re kind of like the…I don’t know…Backstreet Boys of rock. They’re the current “big” thing, but they’re not producing anything really unique. It’s just easy-pickins due to their popularity. Weird how I don’t know anyone that seems to like them though…maybe it’s not unlike porn—no one’s willing to admit their stash.

    1. Bullshit they are. There’s nothing like a band where all their lyrics are “HMMM A NAMMM A NAMMMM HMM A NAMMM A NAAMMM A NAAMMMMMMMMMMm!”

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