Nickelback Jokes

As a music fan, I feel it is my duty to despise Nickelback.  So, in that spirit, here are some Nickelback jokes I’ve heard recently that I thought you might enjoy.


  • Why do they call themselves Nickelback? Because if you went to see them play and you only paid a nickel for your ticket, you’d want your nickel back.
  • Nickelback walks into a bar…then there is no punchline because there is absolutely NOTHING entertaining about Nickelback.
  • What’s worse than 100 dead babies? Nickelback.
  • Knock-Knock Joke:
    • Knock-Knock
    • Who’s there?
    • Nickelback
    • F**k you.
  • Why did Nickelback cross the road? Because Metallica did it first.
  • Why did Metallica cross the road?  (With all due respect to Cliff Burton…) To get away from Nickelback.
  • What’s worse than 10,000 dead babies? Still Nickelback.
  • Have you seen Nickelback’s latest CD? Neither has Stevie Wonder.  (That one’s massively stupid, but it made me laugh.)
  • How many guitarists does Nickelback need to ROCK? More.


…and that’ll do it for now.  🙂  Many apologies if they’re your favorite band or something.  I know it’s not your fault.  Sometimes you just can’t get rid of a song that’s stuck in your head, so you buy the record…other times, you can’t get rid of a song that’s stuck in your head and you end up hating Nickelback.  I’m in the latter group.