I get spammed a lot on this blog. Usually it’s someone wanting to sell something—usually something lewd—or promote their own (usually for-profit) website or blog. They try to leave spam in the comments of pages and/or posts. 99 out of 100 times my spam filter blocks it. I’ll usually quickly survey the offenders to make sure nothing good got caught up in the filter by accident. Today, I got some of the best spam I’ve ever gotten, because not only do I have no idea what they were trying to communicate, it doesn’t even have a link or web-address to send people to what-ever they were pimping in the first place.
Here’s what they wrote (and no, it’s not find-able elsewhere on the blog…I deleted it.):
What’s up everyone, I’m new to the forum and justified wanted to approximately hey. hi love manipulate to recollect new pepole and slice things with them
father a glad year
Now…I’m not sure what “slice things with them” was doing in there…but I’m pretty sure that what-ever they’re selling, I’d have bought it if they’d left a link. Oh well. Can’t win ’em all.
Father a glad year, everyone. Father a glad year!
EDIT: (Also, on a sadder note… Rest in peace, Brittany Murphy.)